Willyland™

I don't want to be alone forever, but I can be tonight.
Recent Tweets @willyland1994

ethiopienne:

browsing movie descriptions like

(via yourmakeupis-terrible)

dirtygirlanachronism:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

This is my life at work every damn day.

(via foambananas)

spmib:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

I am creasing omfg

(via foambananas)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via blebspth)

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

(via artpopp)

gdirtydime19:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

awwwwwwww  :)

(via foambananas)

(via doctorwho)

oswinsleaf:

Doctor Who: Episode per Series
The Second One

Where do you wanna go? Backwards or forwards in time? Your choice.”